That's mighty white of you!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2007/09/20/roberts.sperm.imports.banned.cnn

It's so tough to be blonde haired and blue eyed these days. Apparently there's a shortage of European sperm coming to the US because we've banned the importation of potentially disease ridden European ejaculate. (Native Americans, please enjoy that laugh. It's one of the few good ones God has given you.)

The beauty of this is that the woman clearly knows she'll look like a Nazi and pretends that this is a "health" issue. AND THEN SHE SAYS SHE'LL FLY TO DENMARK FOR A DIFFERENT DONOR'S SPERM! (It also helps that the anchorpeople clarified that she is going to a sperm bank and not going to Europe to sleep with anonymous men.)