lolcats go too far

I admit it, I think the whole lolcats thing is hilarious and entertaining, and I regularly go to icanhascheezeburger.com for a quick laugh.

And I LOVE wikipedia. There are things to watch out for, but wikipedia is an awesome example of what the wisdom of crowds is capable of.

And then there is the lolcatbible. The bible translated into lolcat language. It's nearly complete.


Genesis 1:1-2

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded the skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated it.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

Revelations 22:16-21

16 Ceiling cat's kitteh is shiny.

17 Uthirst? MAGIC TOILET!

18 Dis end ov book - No Moar! K?

19 Teh Holiez Bibul am © Teh Ceiling Cat

20 BRB

21 End of.

I think I'm going to hell just for posting this.

Two for Friday!

Speaks for itself:

Family beaten as YouTube party descends into chaos

and

One of the most important biologists of all time is a racist

Way to go, Duke

North Carolina is in the midst of one of the worst droughts ever. With an estimated 69 days left in their water supply at Durham, they're still watering the sports field at Duke. The field hockey field. The ARTIFICIAL TURF hockey field. Asshats.

http://www.newsobserver.com/weather/drought/story/742218.html

Please Stop Cruelty to Animals

Sweet baby Jesus ... these people don't deserve to have dogs.

http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/when-pet-owners-go-too-far-part-2/offbeat-news

Don't look now but I think I see a Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle.

Another reason to die or the definition of Brechtian sports comedy...

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3046919

A backup punter stabs a teammate to become the starting punter at Northern Colorado. For non-sports fans, let me re-depict this with an analogy. Imagine a death match between Courtney Love and Star Jones for the affections of Chris Crocker.

That's mighty white of you!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2007/09/20/roberts.sperm.imports.banned.cnn

It's so tough to be blonde haired and blue eyed these days. Apparently there's a shortage of European sperm coming to the US because we've banned the importation of potentially disease ridden European ejaculate. (Native Americans, please enjoy that laugh. It's one of the few good ones God has given you.)

The beauty of this is that the woman clearly knows she'll look like a Nazi and pretends that this is a "health" issue. AND THEN SHE SAYS SHE'LL FLY TO DENMARK FOR A DIFFERENT DONOR'S SPERM! (It also helps that the anchorpeople clarified that she is going to a sperm bank and not going to Europe to sleep with anonymous men.)